more of an opinion really, BUT FUCK, TO ME HE’S JUST LIKE THE PERFECT SUGAR DADDY
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS WATCH COLLECTION
"oh dont mind me just laying on the couch after a long day at work waiting for you to come home, your late.. did you finish your homework?"
"Good morning baby."
"Fucked you good didn’t i baby girl."
LUMBERJACK LIAM ON ANOTHER HARDS DAY WORK CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AND MAKE IT RAIN HUNNA’S
IM DONE BYE FUCK
judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world