You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
overreacti0n: armsoftheocean: the reason why...
I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me you’d better go.– F. Scott Fitzgerald,The Beautiful and Damned (via stellablu)
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love...
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
herspanic: I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
Making eye contact with your crush,